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		<title>In her latest campaign ad, Paris Hilton talks more sense than Sarah Palin</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Oct 2008 20:35:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jules Siegel</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Paris Hilton makes perfect sense as she talks with Martin Sheehan about how her candidacy for fake president can solve world problems.]]></description>
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		<title>Got ammo? Kill a Democrat.</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[A right wing web site, hosted by CafePress.com, is selling sweatshirts and other clothing with an image of a Democratic Party donkey in a gunsight and the legend "Got ammo?"]]></description>
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		<title>Town pays $1M to close strip club instead of upgrading water plant</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Georgia: Town Buys Strip Club (AP) The town of Lavonia has bought a strip club, but it is not planning to get into the adult entertainment business. The town, 90 miles northeast of Atlanta, could have used nearly $1 million to pay off the bond fund for a water treatment plant upgrade.]]></description>
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		<title>It&#8217;s still the Hummer of love for these mega-SUV fanatics</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 26 Jul 2008 22:37:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;If it was $10 a gallon,&#8221; he says, &#8220;we&#8217;d still be out there.&#8221; You&#8217;ve got to be tough to love a Hummer. The soaring cost of feeding a vehicle that swallows a gallon every dozen miles is only part of it. Environmentalists, who&#8217;ve always had it in for you, are winning mainstream converts. General Motors, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Marching Morons and cleavage politics</title>
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