Paris Hilton makes perfect sense as she talks with Martin Sheehan about how her candidacy for fake president can solve world problems.
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Today in Moronia
- ‘I’m Voting Tea Party’ t-shirts that liberals can wear to annoy teabaggers
- Liberal media again caught using religious nuts’ own actions to enrage public
- Foxhole atheist is a chaplain’s bodyguard
- Alan Grayson: Let’s make the USA number one in happiness
- Cop tasers man trying to save his burning house with a garden hose
- Psilocybin benefits cancer patients, report says
- Petraeus condemns Florida church’s plan to burn Korans
- Owner of car that broke 39-story suicidal fall, cries: “Why my car?”
- New study shows immigrants boost wages and productivity
- From Canada to Mexico on one tank of diesel
Marching Morons
In her latest campaign ad, Paris Hilton talks more sense than Sarah Palin
Got ammo? Kill a Democrat.
A right wing web site, hosted by CafePress.com, is selling sweatshirts and other clothing with an image of a Democratic Party donkey in a gunsight and the legend "Got ammo?"
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Town pays $1M to close strip club instead of upgrading water plant
Georgia: Town Buys Strip Club (AP) The town of Lavonia has bought a strip club, but it is not planning to get into the adult entertainment business. The town, 90 miles northeast of Atlanta, could have used nearly $1 million to pay off the bond fund for a water treatment plant upgrade.
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It’s still the Hummer of love for these mega-SUV fanatics
“If it was $10 a gallon,” he says, “we’d still be out there.”
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The Marching Morons and cleavage politics
Cleavage Column Draws Critiques And Support “Does this have anything to do with whether Clinton should be president? Not a thing. But do we want to read the column about her cleavage? Yes indeed. It was the most viewed story on the Web site all day.” –Washington Post Ombudsman Deborah Howell, quoted in Editor...
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