Paris Hilton makes perfect sense as she talks with Martin Sheehan about how her candidacy for fake president can solve world problems.
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Today in Moronia
- Gail Collins: ‘Instantly, like a daffodil in spring, a new committee popped up’
- Extract of Chinese herb kudzu reduces alcohol consumption
- California school food standards change teens eating habits for the better
- New male birth control procedure said to be 100% effective, completely reversible
- Video of police fatally beating homeless man causes spectators to leave courtroom
- Gene Weingarten is alarmed at how cheap he’d sell his moral integrity
- Plants use perfume to attract beneficial bacteria to their roots
- Privatized prison labor competes with regular business at 93 cents a day
- There is no invisible hand
- Does Mitt Romney support paid sick days for working mothers?
Marching Morons
In her latest campaign ad, Paris Hilton talks more sense than Sarah Palin
Got ammo? Kill a Democrat.
A right wing web site, hosted by CafePress.com, is selling sweatshirts and other clothing with an image of a Democratic Party donkey in a gunsight and the legend "Got ammo?"
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Town pays $1M to close strip club instead of upgrading water plant
Georgia: Town Buys Strip Club (AP) The town of Lavonia has bought a strip club, but it is not planning to get into the adult entertainment business. The town, 90 miles northeast of Atlanta, could have used nearly $1 million to pay off the bond fund for a water treatment plant upgrade.
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It’s still the Hummer of love for these mega-SUV fanatics
“If it was $10 a gallon,” he says, “we’d still be out there.”
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The Marching Morons and cleavage politics
Cleavage Column Draws Critiques And Support “Does this have anything to do with whether Clinton should be president? Not a thing. But do we want to read the column about her cleavage? Yes indeed. It was the most viewed story on the Web site all day.” –Washington Post Ombudsman Deborah Howell, quoted in Editor...
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